Scale Modifier Prints

BUS, 'I never have to take Muriel out to dinner any more -- I got a remote tuner for the bathroom scales.'

Critisize your weight.

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

Scales

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

Fat man on scales.

What your guitar says about you.

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

"I do diet...between snacks."

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

Woman and sport trainer

Lady Justice using metric scales.

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'I want you to lose 50 pounds, and then tell me how you did it.'

Using balloons to weigh less.

Woman strips on a public scale in order to get a lower reading.

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

'It doesn't matter, Mr. Katz — you're overweight standard or metric.'

Two weighing machines, one speaks your weight and the other lies about it.

'Dad! - Mum's cheating again!'

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

Objects On Scale Are Heavier Than They Appear

"It says, ' ... can't breathe ... get off!'"

"Yup, that pound cake did weigh a pound."

Normal sized door, chair and lamp next to mouse hole and proportional furniture.

My diet is working! I'm almost down to what I didn't want to get up to!