Scale Modifier Mugs

BUS, 'I never have to take Muriel out to dinner any more -- I got a remote tuner for the bathroom scales.'

Critisize your weight.

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

Scales

Fat man on scales.

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

What your guitar says about you.

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

"I do diet...between snacks."

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

Woman and sport trainer

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Lady Justice using metric scales.

'I want you to lose 50 pounds, and then tell me how you did it.'

Using balloons to weigh less.

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

'It doesn't matter, Mr. Katz — you're overweight standard or metric.'

Woman strips on a public scale in order to get a lower reading.

Two weighing machines, one speaks your weight and the other lies about it.

'Dad! - Mum's cheating again!'

'Whaddya mean the scale keeps flashing tilt?'

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

"Yup, that pound cake did weigh a pound."

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'