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Nanki Poo

Nanki Poo and Yum Yum

Mikado

'Einsteiners.'

University Soapflakes

Reginald Bunthorne

Senta jumps into the sea

Drummer

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

The Phantom Of The Garden

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"You're never too old to learn..."

Countess

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

"I'm Baroque without you!"

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

Tosca on the balcony

Sir Oliver Murgatroyd

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

Birth of Darth Vader

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

June Brown