Savorer Of Life's Peaks T-Shirts

'You're now at your peak, so it's all downhill from here.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Turtle Trailer Court

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

'I love my mum and dad!'

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

How to injury yourself as an adult

Ernie's a procrastinator who lives life to the fullest --- He lives each day as if it's his next-to-last!

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

'I'm retiring because my doctor advised me to slow down and spend my money.'

'So you mean to tell me I spent a fortune on years of therapy and a 'tummy rub' was the answer all along?'

"Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Yee haw! Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Old age. Shoot."

Dr. Raymond Hoffler Proctologist

Photography store offers wedding and divorce packages.

'It always makes me melancholy when the robins start migrating south.'

Man looking to get from point A to a difficult to reach point B

"On the other hand, you learn through failure."

"Good News! It's today again!"

"Isn't it incredible that both of is, at this exact same moment are unemployed/"

These two pictures show my dad's work at the Stock Exchange....

'That's not what I said.'

Hibernate all winter, lose weight, wake up refreshed...life is good.

"Motorway of Life Police. I'm afraid your husband met with a very nasty accident in the fast line."

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

"While you've been out tormenting your bodies, I've been enjoying an active and satisfying gastric life."

'What's your wallet and keys doing in the refrigerator?'

He loved the beach.

Time melting away over a book

"The nerve of that woman! She's actually ENJOYING her retirement!"