Savior Of Democracy Gifts

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, but I'll use a lot of euphemisms!'

"Good boy."

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Elections

The Russian Election.

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

Will rule with iron fist for food.

John F. Kennedy

Power in our Democracy: The Vote

"My goodness, if I'd known how badly you wanted democracy I'd have given it to you ages ago."

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

Uncle Sam and Democracy

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Farewell Donald

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

Pollster

Nurturing Activism

'This year there's a bi-partisan effort in Congress to keep things as partisan as possible.'

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

Impotent Democracy

The Hug

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

Myanmar's Aung Suu Kyi believes her party has 75% ofthe vote

It Isn't Easy Being a Democrat

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

"He's known for building a consensus. We've all come together against him."

Hillary Clinton

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'