Saving Money On Travel Gifts

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

World's cheapest car

Expensive greeting cards.

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

Airline Mergers.

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Basic economy

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Their lowest cost vacation yet.

'Two can't live as cheaply as one, but we will get double - occupancy rates when we travel'

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

"What are you complaining about? The tickets were cheap, and you got an upgrade to first class."

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

"I only have one suitcase, so what's the problem?"

'Catching lunch again Steward?'