Sauvignon Blanc Lover T-Shirts

"You're my first patient who lists their blood type as, sauvignon blanc."

In the Guru District

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'A cheeky red?'

Wine Lady

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

French wine

"I make it myself!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Things I've learned...

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"I only need shade for my wine."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

Redhead

At the mobile tracking test lab.

Scarpia's Palace

Feast

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

How to correctly estimate cooking time

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'