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When Dachshunds dream.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

PET THEORIES

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

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'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

Keep Off The Hay

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

When Pugs dream.

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

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'Is he sitting?'

Pavlov's Dream.

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"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'