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When Dachshunds dream.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

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Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

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"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

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"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

Keep Off The Hay

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

When Pugs dream.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

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'Is he sitting?'

Pavlov's Dream.

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."