Saurian Sweetheart Mugs

The Flirtateous Period

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Dog in love

Love Birds love dancing together

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"He's So Your Type."

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

Dating in Oz

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Snake Blogging

'I think I am in love dad - she even understands the offside rule.'

Saguaro Cacti.

Early Football

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

"I love you in theory."

Marry me on a surfboard

You had me at succulents!

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

Flying fish or sardines? (crowded airliner).

"My new girlfriend also plays football." "She's a keeper."

"Wanna be my boo?"

'Carol, get your protective headphones on'

Sardine funeral

'Employees must wash hands after touching sardines'

"I bet your wife's given you sardine sandwiches again."

Toffee for the commentators

Swans holding 50 balloons.

Man fishing for sardines.

the spitting cactus...

"Surpri-"