Saucy Wordsmith Prints

'Do you call this spaghetti'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

Best Seller

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

"He belongs to a lawyer."

'He never listened to his mother!'

A Poet

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

You trip on it, you buy it.

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Shakespeare Ave

Sharp Eyes

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

Bagel problems.

Male On Sunday

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

'I'd better check it for punctuation before you give it to him.'

'I hear he's quite a recluse - doesn't even have a blog.'

"The pompano poached in parchment is very alliterative tonight."

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

Tom Stoppard

"I'm the writer-in-residence."

Bell Hop

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.