Sauce Mugs

"Hey!!! That isn't sunblock! It's Worcestershire Sauce!"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Sauce for the Goose

Flying sauces.

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

Mayo-A-Mayo

Tartar sauce.

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Source of Information

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'And that comes with a special tulip sauce...He calls it Holland Days.'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

Loyd Grossman

Dijon Vu

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

'Crowd Source'

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

"I wish I was special."

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works