Sauce Slinger Pillows

Cooking Cowboy

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Man's cooking explodes.

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Meet the author

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

Whatever!

Freedom

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"

'The first thing we will do is select a block captain.'

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

Skywriter's Block

"We're still pretty far apart. I'm looking for a six-figure advance and they're refusing to read the manuscript."

'Ed' 'Op-ed'

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

Just Stop Oil Painting

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

'It's not enough that you want to publish it, you must beg for it.'

The Cartoonist's armoury