Saturday Mornings Gifts

'It's Saturday morning, dear. Shouldn't you be isolated somewhere social networking like all your friends?'

"Dear, it's early Saturday morning. Shouldn't you be isolated in the basement on the internet doing something we disapprove of?"

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

Getting through the week.

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

Waking Up With Rooster.

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

Sunrise and Sunset

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

'I told you not to yawn near the toaster.'

Friday/Saturday/Sunday

'...and then the coffee morning led to an afternoon beer festival, followed by a cheese and wine tasting evening.'

'Good morning, breakfast.'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."