
Girl's Toys
Looking for a gift for the satirical toy collector? Our humorous and imaginative products celebrate their passion for quirky collectibles, blending clever wit with playful artistry. From mugs to prints, find items that match their eclectic taste and sense of humor. Whether they’re into vintage toys or contemporary satire, our curated selection adds a bright spark to their collection. Make their day with a gift that’s as unique and fun as their hobby.
Girl's Toys
A Q&A with President Obama over jobs
Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.
"You left this on our ship."
Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.
'How do you like my two-tone car?'
'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'
The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker
Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.
'At lone at last.'
Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.
'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'
Teddy bear with a red balloon.
Tamagotchi paralysis.
Jack-a-box in the theatre.
"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"
"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."
"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."
'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'
"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"
"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"
You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."
ZOO
"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."
Tired Barbie
"Ok, I found a secure line."
Busy day
'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'
"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."
"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."
"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"
"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'
Teddy and friends.
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