Satirical Strategists Mugs

Is it true the company is being relocated in Spain?

You Can't Fool All The People...

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"The new chairman has dropped the brain-storming meetings."

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Reverse psychology

Under new blame.

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'I'd go back if I were you.'

Coronavirus Windmills

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

"Our long-term plan is like our short-term plan, only longer."

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

'Johnson, if you're going to have negative thoughts, I suggest you get rid of that thought balloon!'

What Business People often say (and what they really mean)

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

'If executive bonuses are outlawed, only outlaws will have bonuses.'

"I say we downsize the company to the five of us and see if we can isolate the problem then."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Hey germ, pick on someone your own size."

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

'I still say there are better ways to decide which positions to eliminate!'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'