Satirical Societies Prints

Prehistoric firing squad.

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

The prying mantis,

"Yes, one is a dog."

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Horse statue throws off rider.

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"I'm after the history section."

Inhospitality tent.

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

"We're on track for net zero."

"Sometimes I have this awful feeling I'm really a West Side Person."

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

Wine tasters...

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'