Satirical Social Media Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Shepherd looks at Ewe-tube.

Hollywood Sign Developers

Life is for the birds.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

The Proust of Twitter

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"She's a miniature."

"It's trickle down."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Standard & Poor

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Social media and censorship...

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Neversource"

"Fact amnesty"

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."