Satirical Snow Lover Mugs

'Our Kevin soon had the snow cleared up.'

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I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Frosting the Snowman

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Inappropriate Snowmen

Snowman ice fishing.

Rude Snowpeople

How to fight a vampire snowman

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"Frosty the Repairman"

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Snowman Driver

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

365 Lemonade Stand

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Weather today.

'Go to MapQuest and see where we are.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

Winter in the City