Satirical Shopper Mugs

Ethical Meat Shoppe. Animals that died naturally.

Foods that are bad for you. Foods that are really bad for you.

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

'Look at the Joneses with their new loaf of bread.'

Proudly made in the USA by Illegal Immigrants.

"It's an entire Web site of things you can buy to consume less."

Reasonable Complaints and Whiners

'Sorry, it looks like your credit card has been cloned.'

'What do you mean, where have all the bare midriffs gone?. . .'

Poor Holiday Gift Choice...The Lucifer 2500, Talking GPS Device.

They get into debt so fast these days...

The Un-healthy Supermarket

No shirt? No shoes? Come in!

Lifestyles for sale!

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

'When will you learn? You're only paying for the label!'

'Sometimes I ask myself, 'What would good King Wenceslaus think about all this?''

Best seller - how you can profit from the coming terrorist upheaval.

Big and Tall Men's Shop

"You want the extended warranty for this disposal razor."

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

Jam Jelly. This is odd. "Conspiracy Theory" style jam. It spreads easily!

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

AMAZON presents FOOD HOLE Market

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

Crap: An Overview

"Thank YOU Amazon!"

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

Mother Nature's Health Foods

From The Makers Of Wonderbra: WonderWallet

Mail-Order Yard Sale

"This isn't about your stealing anything. It's about your not buying anything."

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Pirates at the mall.