Satirical Sherlock Pillows

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'And then the big bad wolf said, 'This, little piggy, is where the rubber meets the road.''

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

"It's incredible, Watson. I... I feel like a god."

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 2

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

'Slaug-ter house? I wonder what that is. C'mon, I'll race you!'

The Cartoonist's armoury

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

"It's a puzzling case, Watson. For all I know, the culprit could be staring me right in the face."

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

The mint on the pillow? Why it's complimentary my dear, Watson!

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

X-ray of body shows skull.

"It's ailementry, my dear Holmes."

Basil Rathbone Caricature

'Don't be absurd, Holmes. There is no way Moriarty could get at our Swiss account!'

'A piece of skin from the killer's arm, by jove. Let's go back to the lab, clone it, and identify the murderer when he grows up.'

"Oh no. Not the niblets."