Satirical Joke Lover Mugs

"Your chicken in red wine, sir."

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

Man on toilet playing a fruit-machine in order to win toilet roll

Grave Digger Sackings.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"The hyenas started it."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Crap from the future.

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Doggone

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Your lobster was off!

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Vegetarian Birds

Trappist Monk Discord

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'What does it say, Dad?'

What do you suggest we do about this?

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"