Satirical Jewelry Lover Mugs

Woman wearing testicles as earrings after husbands vasectomy.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

A Zircon Is Forever

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Cow and Milk

Posh Easter Egg

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

I think I have a gilt complex.

Do you like my bling?

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

The Queen

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."