Satirical Humorists Prints

"Give...your poor...masses...the...door!" - Emma Lazarus

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

Your dire prediction in this space. 1-555-826-1000

'The Asylum Seekers.'

A New Doom and Gloom Will Open Here Soon.

"Latest Covid stats?"

It gets worse. Later they start selling scratch cards.

"I want to be a spam master when I grow up. You'll find a sample of my work on your computer."

'The king is in the counting house counting up his mutual fund profits.'

"Every time I pass the unemployment office, the GPS says, 'You have arrived at your destination.' Does it know something I don't?"

"And on tap I've got Enfamil, Isomil, and Gerber Lite."

'Sure, go ahead and devalue our currency -- everybody ELSE does.'

'Apparently so. In the opinion of the Bishop, God would be filthy rich.'

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

'A menage a trois That's sick'

"I haven't touched my face in three weeks. I miss it."

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

'I think they've caught wind of the impending layoffs.'

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Chris Matthews'

Tunnel of Doris

I wonder how we can keep the private water from mixing with the other water. Private beach.

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Donald Trump. I had a stroke last year, and I'm totally housebound. Meals on Wheels brings me food every day … so I don’t starve. When I voted for Donald Trump, I was under the influence he was going to help us, not take my food. Translation: You thought he'd cut other people's programs, not yours. Maybe you can chew on that for the next four years.

Unemployed Hero

Flood the Zone

Resistance, American Style

Financial Divorce

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

The Climate Change Debate Explained

"This Subway Diet is way better than that Atkins nonsense."

Occu-Pie Mars

Polly txt speak

They're Not Just That Into It

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.