Satirical Dresser Pillows

'Frankly, Bob, I don't think you understand the whole concept of comfort food!'

Bear Costume

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Advocado

"1-1"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

"Gift"

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"We should start wearing masks."

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

A Meeting of Great Ties.

Snail Man

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

Spider Web Stocking

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Put on your Easter bonnet!

The Costumer Is Always Right

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'I'm pretty sure it's just plain old Tuesday. Bath towel Tuesday is next week.'

Phone Mittens

The Bland Leading the Bland

Catsuit