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Iain Duncan Smith: Welfare reform

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Hollywood Sign Developers

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Life is for the birds.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

U of Debt

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Crap from the future.

Cord cutter

"She wishes to range free!"

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

"She's a miniature."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

Police film evidence

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'