Satirical Collection Curator T-Shirts

"My employees formed a union and told me where to go!"

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

'We're very proud of you, Jenkins. Keep up the good work.'

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

American Bombs

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

The water desk

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

US aid to Ukraine

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

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Slave Drivers.

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

"....Climate change is a hoax folks...believe me I know....fake news."

My boss is a real turd.

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."