Satirical Cartoon Fanatics Prints

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Dolphin friendly tuna

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

The Family Joules: Part 6

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

No jay walking.

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

Santa's Helpers

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

Child hooking into a television

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

God Bless America, God Help Syria

"You may have heard some very slanderous rumours about this company."

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

"You have perhaps only. . . six hundred months to live!!!"

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'Is it urgent?'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'