Satirical Awards Mugs

Joy Reid Accused of Homophobia, She Claims Hacks

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

The Berlin Peace Movement

Mikado

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Strainspotting

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"That's very offensive."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

Facelook

Looking for Impeachable Offenses in All The Wrong Places

"That was Brad with the Democratic weather. Now here's Tammy with the Republican weather."

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Children should be seen and not heard. We're decorative.

Blockhead

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

Capitalism

The Pope

"Your personality test shows you are selfish, mean, and lazy. We'd like to offer you a position in management."

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

Monkey Business College

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

"Larry! Swine flu!"