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Satire Snobs T-Shirts
Find humorous t-shirts that speak to satire snobs with clever slogans and witty designs, perfect for showcasing their sharp wit and comedic style.
Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
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"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."
'The History Channel is all reruns.'
Support the Ex-Troops
"Now, how can I be of assistance?"
Torturing the English Language
Pretty Flowers
Life is for the birds.
Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf
"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"
'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'
"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"
"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."
The height of fashion in 1796
"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."
reincarnated worm...
'The good news is I had a very good year.'
Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.
"I don't like the looks of that!"
"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"
"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"
"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"
'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'
"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."
'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'
"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."
"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"
Cord cutter
Our Two Parties, Explained
I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me
"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"
Satire Snobs T-Shirts Collection
Satire Snobs Mugs
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