Satay Enthusiast Mugs

Man roasting his satay by the sun.

Occu-Pie Mars

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"Have you seen my dad?"

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Thermidor Dali

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

Easter Egg Delivery

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'