Satay Enthusiast Mugs

Man roasting his satay by the sun.

Occu-Pie Mars

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"Your meal sounded nice."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

Easter Egg Delivery

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

Thermidor Dali

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Secret sweetie drawer...

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"