"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."
Sat Survivor T-Shirts
Celebrate your SAT survivor with a clever t-shirt that acknowledges their perseverance. Fun, inspiring, and comfortable—these tees are a great way to show off their achievement.
You're too young to be worrying about SAT tests. But I have to score well to get a good job someday. In the real world, no one hires people who're only good at multiple choice questions. Actually, Nana
Evil Exams!
Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.
"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."
Good Luck in your Exams.
Examinations.
My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."
"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."
'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'
'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'
"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"
"You've passed with extinction!"
"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."
"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."
Agree to disagree: you see him as a witness. I see him as a chaperone.
Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.
Undergraduate and don
'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'
"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."
Tax grab.
'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'
"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."
'Thank you for calling the IRS... Press one for laughter in the background, press two for crying in the background.'
"Boy, will I be glad when the weekend gets here!"
"Is this the queue for Funworld?"
Math Class. Rm 217. I don't know how many time I've failed a math test.
Medical Treatment.
"If there's a book in me, it'll probably have to stay."
'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'
'I'll be right with you as soon as I feed Buzzy.'
"The tiny one treats the symptoms. The big one treats the side effects."
"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"
White flag being waved through the door of the Internal Revenue Service.
A holiday maker greets a castaway
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