Sassy Wine Critic Prints

Decorate their wine-loving space with artistic prints that celebrate their sassy critique style. Perfect for framing or gifting, these prints bring humor and personality to any room.

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'At $12 a glass, I want it to spit out what it drank.'

'At $12 a glass, I want it to spit out what it drank.' mockup

'At $12 a glass, I want it to spit out what it drank.'

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'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.' mockup

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

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Wine Lady

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'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.' mockup

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

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'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.' mockup

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

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Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?' mockup

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

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"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?" mockup

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

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'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

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'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?' mockup

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

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'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.' mockup

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

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"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon." mockup

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

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"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?" mockup

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

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Don Quixote

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"I detect a subtle bouquet of money." mockup

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

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'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.' mockup

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

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"Quick swig first?"

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I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red' mockup

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

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Red Wine

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"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?" mockup

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

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Wine tasting

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"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism." mockup

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

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"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!" mockup

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

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'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?' mockup

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

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"Wine is plant-based food."

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"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!" mockup

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

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"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape." mockup

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

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'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?' mockup

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

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Wine: New & Old!!!

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'Who took the cork out of my lunch?' mockup

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

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'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.' mockup

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

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"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!" mockup

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

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'Really, Bob, the Wine Fairy?'

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"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache." mockup

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

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Sassy Wine Critic Prints Collection

Sassy Wine Critic Mugs

Explore our range of humorous mugs perfect for the sassy wine critic in your life. Find the perfect cheeky design to add some wine-related fun to their mornings.

Sassy Wine Critic Pillows

Add a humorous touch to their home with pillows featuring sassy wine critique sayings—perfect for a cozy wine corner or bar area.

Sassy Wine Critic T-Shirts

Looking for a witty t-shirt for your wine critic friend? Browse our collection of fun, stylish tees that match their bold personality and love for wine.