Sassy Talker Mugs

'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

Whatever!

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

"Jeez, calm down, Bill. We're not saying you're wrong... Just that you're an idiot."

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

Furniture from hell.

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

'She taught me that copping an attitude will get you everything.'

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

"In other words homogenius."

'Perfect birthday party dear, but so it should be after the practice you've had over so many years.'

"Miss. Did you ever actually meet Julius Caesar?"

"Sleazy listening FM. We always lower the tone."

"Sweetie, words have the power to hurt. I'll teach you some of the most effective ones."

"He's perfectly nice, but sort of boring, like good cholesterol or something."

'Sorry, I can't hear you because this jerk in front of me has a really crinkly wrapper.'

'...Ok clothes, for the way you or someone else could live if you chose to, but you don't so you buy the clothes anyway as silly, sassy statement of defiance!'

"Can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with tennis."

"Have your people get in touch with my people."

The quest for spinsterhood.

A Fact.

"Copywriting is too 'writing.'"

"'Lone Wolf"? No babe, you've misread it: my online profile reads 'Love Wolf'!"

Nice try, but you can't blame your empty highball on global warming.

"You can't be too thin, too rich or too catty."

'The computer's running on at the mouth again.'

A lady teaching a young man to write