Sassy Stewardess Enthusiast Mugs

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

"Would you like some wings?"

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"The loud engine might wake her up. Can you ask the pilot to turn it off?"

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

Stand back - while I whip something up

'This is a collect call from 'THE CAPTAIN.' Do you accept all charges?'

"Jeez, calm down, Bill. We're not saying you're wrong... Just that you're an idiot."

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

"It's not he worst meal I've ever eaten, that was your dinner yesterday."

"Goodbye old girl. They'll never issue another bag quite like you."

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

'I think you should know, I put a piece on 'YourTube' praising your stewardship.'

A sign at a restaurant - Food left unattended will be eaten by the waiter.

'Happy New Year!'

'Fitzroy, the sea is a bit too cold to swim in. Would you please go and get the immersion heater?'

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

'In case of a sudden loss of cabin-pressure, please don the respective AFTER-LIFE costume located in the seat pocket in front of you..'

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

"There! Just like new!"

"Miss. Did you ever actually meet Julius Caesar?"

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

Deer Crossing With Attitude

"In other words homogenius."

"Do you have something that says, 'Quit stalking me'?"

'It's like this, Harry -- I'm in the full bloom of life, and I don't need any more of your fertilizer.'

'I don't think we have to worry about anyone stealing our St. Joseph's-bread wine glass idea.'

'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'

'I'm not eating that - it hasn't been advertised on the telly...'