Sartorial Switcheroo Enthusiast T-Shirts

Man finds a football kit in his bag rather than his dinner clothes.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Man in a Tuxedo

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

"You look great."

"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

Saville Row surprise

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

"Would Madam like to try it outside for wolf whistles?"

"Take me to your tailor."

Guess what pants I'm wearing on this Zoom call.

Chugger

"I love Italian boots."

'I know you want to draw attentin to your blog, but having a wardrobe malfunction won't help.'

Teddy for each day of the week

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

Does my bank account look big in this?

'It is you, sir, but that isn't what we're after, is it?'

Most folks just go with the white.

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

Good Luck

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

Still fits like a glove after all these years!

Man to wife: 'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

Husband trying to distract his wife from the shop window displays

This ain't no cupboard love.