Sardonic Salaryman Prints

Decorate his office or home with prints that celebrate his sardonic nature through clever and humorous artwork that speaks to his skeptical soul.

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"You don't get a raise because it's a job killer!"

"You don't get a raise because it's a job killer!" mockup

"You don't get a raise because it's a job killer!"

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"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely." mockup

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

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'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.' mockup

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

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'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

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Targets

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"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe." mockup

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

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"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!" mockup

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

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'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?' mockup

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

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Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex mockup

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

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Special Place in Hell...

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'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.' mockup

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

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"I never do as I say. That's the beauty of a hypocritical oath."

"I never do as I say. That's the beauty of a hypocritical oath." mockup

"I never do as I say. That's the beauty of a hypocritical oath."

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'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

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"I'm sorry Gerald but all those orgasms were 'fake news'."

"I'm sorry Gerald but all those orgasms were 'fake news'." mockup

"I'm sorry Gerald but all those orgasms were 'fake news'."

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"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

"My compliments to whoever opened the can." mockup

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

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'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

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