Sardonic Humorist Mugs

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'The day you were born was a medical error!'

'The day you were born was a medical error!' mockup

'The day you were born was a medical error!'

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"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place." mockup

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

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Targets

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"It's not garden decking. The wind blew the fence down last night."

"It's not garden decking. The wind blew the fence down last night." mockup

"It's not garden decking. The wind blew the fence down last night."

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'A health report today warned skeptics, who take everything with a grain of salt, could result in abnormal hypertension. . .'

'A health report today warned skeptics, who take everything with a grain of salt, could result in abnormal hypertension. . .' mockup

'A health report today warned skeptics, who take everything with a grain of salt, could result in abnormal hypertension. . .'

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"I'm sorry Gerald but all those orgasms were 'fake news'."

"I'm sorry Gerald but all those orgasms were 'fake news'." mockup

"I'm sorry Gerald but all those orgasms were 'fake news'."

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The End is Near - But then come the funny outtakes.

The End is Near - But then come the funny outtakes. mockup

The End is Near - But then come the funny outtakes.

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"I never do as I say. That's the beauty of a hypocritical oath."

"I never do as I say. That's the beauty of a hypocritical oath." mockup

"I never do as I say. That's the beauty of a hypocritical oath."

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The Devil's Advocat

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"Based on today's experience, how likely is it that you would recommend your arresting officer to friends and fellow villains?"

"Based on today's experience, how likely is it that you would recommend your arresting officer to friends and fellow villains?" mockup

"Based on today's experience, how likely is it that you would recommend your arresting officer to friends and fellow villains?"

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Self-serve island

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"It's hard being a con man in this economy -- Nobody has any life savings to be cheated out of any more."

"It's hard being a con man in this economy -- Nobody has any life savings to be cheated out of any more." mockup

"It's hard being a con man in this economy -- Nobody has any life savings to be cheated out of any more."

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Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex mockup

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

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'...And then I was betrayed by my trust fund.'

'...And then I was betrayed by my trust fund.' mockup

'...And then I was betrayed by my trust fund.'

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'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?' mockup

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

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"Do you want a pinch of dinner."

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'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

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