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Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

Packed like sardines

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

Dessert

"I'm afraid you have deep vein thrombosis Mr Sardine"

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

Lex Ave Express

'Do you have creamed tuna?' 'No, but we can slap around some sardines for you.'

Energy Drinks

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

'The movie started 40 minutes ago.'

Fisherman to other man re: boats everywhere: 'Lots of sardine fishing here.'

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

This movie cost $300 million and you're surprised by the price of popcorn?

Flying fish or sardines? (crowded airliner).

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

'Oh no, not you again.'

A bus becomes a microwave full of a people.

"I'm not interested in the meaning of life...I want to know what's going to happen in my soap"

"I bet your wife's given you sardine sandwiches again."

Sardine funeral

'Employees must wash hands after touching sardines'

Man fishing for sardines.

'What is he fishing for?'

Bird with tinned sardines.

Sardine Funeral.

'When you called and said you'd been 'canned' at the sardine factory, I never thought...'

"And here we go folks! He's got to remove that first slice of pie all in one piece."

Sardines

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