Decorate their space with an art print that captures the essence of sarcophagus scrollers. A witty and eye-catching piece for true fans of this creative trend.
Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!
"I'm bored."
An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.
A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.
'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'
Romans.
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"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."
"I'm charging you with texting and driving."
Gone to Lunch.
"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"
'You're not interrupting anything...the four of us are just sitting around before dinner...Barbara, me and our two phones.'
"I have to get this project finished."
"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"
Why god isn't listening...
It says not only was he a kind and benevolent ruler, he was a fun type too.
"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"
"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."
'Watch the news with the sound turned off. You're suffering from information overload.'
'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'
"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."
"It’s great to be back in the theater again."
We lucked out. This one's wrapped in videotape.
Wang Yangming listens.
F. Uh-oh
"I’ve finally caught up on all the reels you’ve sent me."
A Quiet Night In: Imagined vs. Reality.
'Doing?'
'It says: 'Do not use if seal is broken'.'
"When your feed is 50% 'You're doing great just surviving this' and 50% 'Lose those lockdown lovehandles today'."
Learn How To Ignore Positive Thoughts Keep Scrolling.
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