Sarcastic Side Hustler Mugs

'I didn't get the 'employee of the month', but I was the 'firee of the day'!'

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

Do it yourself books.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Bureau of the Damned

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

'Well actually Fred, it started with just ice cream, then I started selling burgers, drinks and bread and it all got out of hand...'

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

"I needed a side hustle."

'I forgot my keys!'

"It's my side hustle."

"I'm an entrepreneur." "So, unemployed."

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

"If I'd wanted undercooked pig swill I would have stayed home and let my wife do the cooking!"

Lost property

Bought low, sold lower.

"Did you know that one-third of all business start-ups were launched by moonlighters working on another company's time?"

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

"I love this job!"

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

"I wish you would stop asking customers how much filthy lucre they're depositing."

Wally earns big buck stuffing envelopes at home!

"Just for arguments sake. Let's imagine that it is the bank's business to know what you want the loan for."