Sarcastic Card Collector T-Shirts

Bring humor to their wardrobe with a witty t-shirt that celebrates their passion for card collecting with a sarcastic twist. Great for casual days and collectors alike.

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Mower Fraud!

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"Happy birthday or whatever, Mary. Now make yourself useful and fetch me something to eat." "Geez, Nancy."

"Happy birthday or whatever, Mary. Now make yourself useful and fetch me something to eat." "Geez, Nancy." mockup

"Happy birthday or whatever, Mary. Now make yourself useful and fetch me something to eat." "Geez, Nancy."

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'It's a 'don't get well' card from the temp who now has your job at the office.'

'It's a 'don't get well' card from the temp who now has your job at the office.' mockup

'It's a 'don't get well' card from the temp who now has your job at the office.'

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"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to." mockup

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

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'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.' mockup

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

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Honest Voting Stickers

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'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?' mockup

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

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Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't! mockup

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

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"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?" mockup

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

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'I never question your ability. I never even mention it.'

'I never question your ability. I never even mention it.' mockup

'I never question your ability. I never even mention it.'

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"You have such beautiful eyes."

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'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.' mockup

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

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Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?" mockup

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

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Pet shop with recipes stand outside. mockup

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

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Who Typexed out the grass?

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'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.' mockup

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

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"You should have said you only wanted a trim. . . I'd have sent you to the barber next door."

"You should have said you only wanted a trim. . . I'd have sent you to the barber next door." mockup

"You should have said you only wanted a trim. . . I'd have sent you to the barber next door."

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Valentines for Things

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'According to his stats, this right-fielder hit .317 and is 50 in stocks, 30 in bonds and 20 in cash.'

'According to his stats, this right-fielder hit .317 and is 50 in stocks, 30 in bonds and 20 in cash.' mockup

'According to his stats, this right-fielder hit .317 and is 50 in stocks, 30 in bonds and 20 in cash.'

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“We need eggs, milk, bread... Oh, and get an extra-large tub of outrage. We’re running low.”

“We need eggs, milk, bread... Oh, and get an extra-large tub of outrage. We’re running low.” mockup

“We need eggs, milk, bread... Oh, and get an extra-large tub of outrage. We’re running low.”

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"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair." mockup

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

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2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

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'Relax Mrs Flanagan, I've never known a high fibre exorcism to fail yet!'

'Relax Mrs Flanagan, I've never known a high fibre exorcism to fail yet!' mockup

'Relax Mrs Flanagan, I've never known a high fibre exorcism to fail yet!'

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Parp!

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'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?' mockup

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

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Happy birthday to you!

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'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.'

'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.' mockup

'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.'

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Kebab doner card

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"'Fancy a shag', I think this one is from Dwayne!"

"'Fancy a shag', I think this one is from Dwayne!" mockup

"'Fancy a shag', I think this one is from Dwayne!"

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'I almost forgot...Happy Birthday!' mockup

'I almost forgot...Happy Birthday!'

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Personalized Tax-Return Mailers.

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Happy Xmas

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"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa." mockup

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

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'The boss finally noticed me today. He said I should wear deodrant.'

'The boss finally noticed me today. He said I should wear deodrant.' mockup

'The boss finally noticed me today. He said I should wear deodrant.'

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'You have to admit it's kind of cute. They sent you a valentine subpoena.'

'You have to admit it's kind of cute. They sent you a valentine subpoena.' mockup

'You have to admit it's kind of cute. They sent you a valentine subpoena.'

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Sarcastic Card Collector T-Shirts Collection

Sarcastic Card Collector Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for sarcastic card collectors and add some humor to their daily routine.

Sarcastic Card Collector Pillows

Find cozy pillows with humorous designs that resonate with their love of collecting and their sharp wit.

Sarcastic Card Collector Prints

Discover striking prints that celebrate their hobby with a humorous and creative twist, perfect for decorating their favorite space.