Santa Workshop Admirer Gifts

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Santa Claus's Mail

High security Santa's grotto

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Belief and Trust.

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Santa CGI Effect

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"I want a pony!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

The Reindeer Strike

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'