Santa Stan Prints

"I told you that climbing down chimneys in the American midwest was a dangerous idea!"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Elfie Stick

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Punk Reindeer

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"I noticed a few browns."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

A Creature WAS Stirring

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'

Merry Christmas

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Poetry repairman

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"I've made a terrible mistake."

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Santa-Can at the North Pole.