Santa Session Pièce De Résistance Gifts

'We decided it's our best protection against liability suits.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

'I can't believe it! This is when I sent out a company memo advocating a win-win philosophy.'

I'm afraid your hour is up, Al� I'm resume talking you down next week at the usual time.

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'

'Your ego seems to be your primary problem.'

Noel Fever

"We love Santa, but Santa didn't know as much about investing as he thought he did."

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

Undercover Santa

'Nobody believes a word I say!' 'Oh, come now!'

Santa refused to go mountain climbing with Snowy ever again.

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

Santa Yoga

"...and while you're at it, pick yourself up a pair of nose-hair clippers."

'Father Christmas regrets to inform you that your application for presents has been unsuccessful on this occasion.'

"Because we caught him betting on them - that's why he can't play in any reindeer games."

"I don't think he believes I've been a good little boy. He told me to go home and go to my room."

Bottom Of The Barrel Holiday Releases

Max was convinced that even though he'd been a bad boy...Santa would still bring him a present.

' Remember Santa knows when you've been good or bad!'

Spama Claus.

'Perhaps you could tell us HOW you know if we've been bad or good?'

'Well, Santa may live at the North Pole, but these labels say his workshop is in China.'

"I've been pretty good. Which I'm sure you'll agree is good enough for all but the most tyrannical extremist."

'I just love Christmas!'

"I never remix business with pleasure!"

"He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake."

'I've been really good this year, Santa. I only got two ASBOs.'

6 Children or Less

'Naughty or nice? I refuse to answer on the grounds that it might incriminate me.'

'I wasn't as good as I should have been or as bad as I could have been.'

"And don't be slipping in any underwear like you did last year!"