Santa's Style Advisor Pillows

I'd like some nice trendy clothes that actually fit me. Tell me about it!

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

'Did you ever use the American Apparel voucher I gave you?'

'It's an easy product to sell. We just have patients view themselves in high def.'

Melania Trump

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

"It's only 9:15, Atkins—how come your tie is already at a four o'clock level?"

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

Style Consultant

'If you want to go steady, lose the tassels.'

"It was an emergency, Officer. I had to phone my style consultant to ask which lipstick I should be wearing."

Santa asks man if cholesterol is naught or nice.

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

"What to wear, what to wear.. another tube top, I guess."

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

Planting Joy

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

Your hair looks good down for a change, Twig. You think? I want to look different, but � I don't want to stand out! It could work.

"How come you never wear blue jeans, Tia Carmen? Don't you like them?"

"Hello. I'm the bluebird of good taste and I seem to be lost."

Meet a Representative of Santa Claus

'What about her hair? Doesn't anyone care about her hair?'

'I'll tell you why I have a beard if you tell me why you shave yours off every day...'

'Would you like something too big or too small?'

"I need a jacket for the office. Nothing too Hillary."

"What do you mean, 'Christmas bonus'? ... You only work here at Christmas!"

'Naughty or nice? I refuse to answer on the grounds that it might incriminate me.'

'It'll never catch on.'

"I'm a dick but I don't want to be seen as one."

Gift ideas for football managers.