Santa's Style Advisor Pillows

I'd like some nice trendy clothes that actually fit me. Tell me about it!

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

'It's an easy product to sell. We just have patients view themselves in high def.'

Melania Trump

"It's only 9:15, Atkins—how come your tie is already at a four o'clock level?"

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

"It was an emergency, Officer. I had to phone my style consultant to ask which lipstick I should be wearing."

'If you want to go steady, lose the tassels.'

Style Consultant

Santa asks man if cholesterol is naught or nice.

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

Planting Joy

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

"What to wear, what to wear.. another tube top, I guess."

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

"How come you never wear blue jeans, Tia Carmen? Don't you like them?"

"Hello. I'm the bluebird of good taste and I seem to be lost."

Meet a Representative of Santa Claus

'What about her hair? Doesn't anyone care about her hair?'

'I'll tell you why I have a beard if you tell me why you shave yours off every day...'

'Would you like something too big or too small?'

"What do you mean, 'Christmas bonus'? ... You only work here at Christmas!"

"I need a jacket for the office. Nothing too Hillary."

'Naughty or nice? I refuse to answer on the grounds that it might incriminate me.'

Gift ideas for football managers.

"I'm a dick but I don't want to be seen as one."

"So why does the Santa at the mall have red suit but the Santa at the farm supply wears flannel shirt and blue jeans?"