Santa's Savvy Investor Gifts

'What I want for Christmas can be found in the Russel 2000 index of small-fry funds.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Filming Christmas

Santa Dog

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Meet Santa's entourage

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

'They think I can walk on water.'

Santa's Second Stringers.

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"All I want for Christmas is a previous little Kitty cat."

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

"I told you not to show Santa those rodeo videos!"

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

Buddha Statue: Buy Low, Sell High, Stay Diversified.

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

"You say that you have a ringing in your ears?"

'Now before you get all upset, I got ten percent above market value.'

'See if our technical people can get this up and running.'

Dear Santa...