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'But I'm nice until proven naughty in a court of law, right?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

Verbal Orders

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'Ok Preacher, here's the deal. You back off I back off, and everyone is happy...'

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'

Actual Results May Vary

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

Political correctness - the early years

Mud Slinging

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

Basic Theology

"Let's face it - if your god existed, I'd been struck dead long ago for mocking her."

A headmaster in the stocks covered in rotten eggs.

'And now he's a reactionary, and conformist.'

'If kids have to be raised properly, does that hurt?'

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'

"You did have the last word, but this is a new argument!"

"It's only weeks to Christmas. We have him right where we want him."