Santa's Helper Humor Pillows

COWS: Cow on Santa's lap

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

That one has all the batteries!

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Santa's Helpers

"Ho, ho, you're fired."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Santa Elevator

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

'I'm a guy and my name is Vixen! Of course I'm going to have issues!'

Snowball Fight With Santa

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Child on Christmas Eve

Shelf on an elf

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"You guys in Fulfillment have done wonders with your logistics formula."