Santa Fe Dreamer T-Shirts

"How long did you live in Santa Fe?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

Sleeping Beauty.

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Angel Music

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."