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'All right, Dad -- what did you do with the body?!'

Santa Claus's Mail

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

High security Santa's grotto

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Elfie Stick

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Filming Christmas

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa Dog

Star Wars Audience

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Hot Tub Frosty

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"I noticed a few browns."

A Creature WAS Stirring

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'